Number one: Why have my neighbors left their rugs hanging on my fence for 3 months now? The first day or two they were there, I thought, "Hmmm they must be doing some deep cleaning in their house." Now I just wonder why they didn't just throw the darn things away! They have been rained on and faded from a summer of hot sun. Hmmmmmmmm. And no I'm not asking them because this is the house where the crazy burglar lives!
Number two: How did this Target bag get way up high into a tree in my back yard? I know it's not MY Target bag. I wonder how far it traveled to get there, I wonder what fabulous items it held when it left Target, I wonder if this person was shopping there the same time I was one day.And I wonder how to get it down....
Number three: How do you lose a saucepan, when you are the only person living in your house? This one really has me puzzled, and more than a little perturbed.
